It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s
Da dada Daaaa!
(Hey! Who you callin’ a plane, a-hole?)
Able to break laminate flooring without ever spilling a drop on it; set off a smoke detector multiple times in the span of mere minutes; she can even cause a lighting fixture to fall from the sky (almost) without ever even touching it!
Yes, Destructo-Girl is the answer to all your prayers. Or, if you’re her landlord, she’s your worst nightmare.
But hey, she does it all with a smile (and a cape).