I Have A Super Power!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s


Da dada Daaaa!

(Hey! Who you callin’ a plane, a-hole?)

Able to break laminate flooring without ever spilling a drop on it; set off a smoke detector multiple times in the span of mere minutes; she can even cause a lighting fixture to fall from the sky (almost) without ever even touching it!


Yes, Destructo-Girl is the answer to all your prayers. Or, if you’re her landlord, she’s your worst nightmare.

But hey, she does it all with a smile (and a cape).


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