- How fast can you run? (Because, if someone comes a callin with the intent to do some murdering, you really do want a slower roommate. They may not stop the murderer but they should be able to give you a head start by occupying the murderer’s attention for a few minutes while murdering them.)
- Are you willing to clean?
- Do you have any hot male friends around my age?
- Actually, age isn’t that important…
- Do you promise to only shoot/mace intruders? My cat and spiders don’t count – bullet holes are a pain in the ass to plaster over.
- Do you subscribe to the ‘no shoes, no shirt, no problem’ life philosophy? Because I do…
- Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? Are you willing to share? Either the milkshake and/or the boys?
- Do you practice taxidermy and if so, are you willing to provide your own freezer?
- And possibly make me some freaky jewellery?
- Rate your love for the Gilmore Girls on a scale of 1-10.
- How’s your vocabulary? Please provide synonyms for the following:
If you don’t know what a synonym is then you need to put down the application and run in the opposite direction. Your kind is not welcome here.