I Need a House Boy

A manservant will also do.

I want a man to be waiting for me when I get home from working my jobs. He’ll be waiting because he’s already cleaned the apartment and dinner is served. And he’s waiting to rub my goddamned feet because they fucking hurt.

And yes, he’ll have a day job because I don’t want to support him. And, duh, I work two jobs, clearly I can barely support myself!

Any takers? Seriously guys, I haven’t had dinner in like two weeks.

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