What you really need to know but the schools won’t teach you.
- Nurses are inherently “hotties”
- You have your own cool serial killer name: Angel of Death
- You’ll never want for another Halloween costume (actually I’m not sure that’s a good thing… given the available options)
- The opportunity to nurse many a strapping young lad back to health (conveniently affording him the opportunity to fall in lerv with you) For example:
Not exactly what you were hoping for?
Well you should have thought about that before you went into the health care field because, as Scrubs taught us, 99% of the job is keeping gomers alive.
But, then again, Scrubs also introduced us to this guy, so there’s hope yet!
- And last, but not least, there’ll be a helluva lot of this:
Glad I could help.