Long live Queen of the Sharks!
I’ve decided that the bulbous flies flying around my apartment are no longer to be referred to as flies. Henceforth they shall be known as sharks. It sounds far more impressive to say that one has been swatting sharks away from her foodstuffs all day rather than flies.
Person 1: Whatcha up to today?
Moi: Oh, just chillin in my apartment with my sharks. (Walks away without looking back as if something was exploding and she was walking away without looking back.)
Person 1: Fawk. That chick is hardcore.