This seems legit.
Dude: Really pretty
Me: Thanks 🙂 So what exactly is the appeal of being a sugar daddy? I’m really curious…
Dude: Just a turn on for some reason. Interested?
Me: I feel like my dignity would be at risk. But since there’s not a helluva lot of it to risk… Possibly.
Dude: Ok. Well I have a gf. I’m allowed a girl on the side. She’s given me permission due to our situation. That ok?
Me: Wow. That’s nontraditional. Why the detour from the norm?
Dude: We work opposite shifts. But we make max money. She’s ok with sex once a week but knows I’m not
Me: Hmm. What shifts do you work?
Dude: Not important. I work days. So you got fb? Wanna make sure you don’t know her
Me: Ya I do. Send me yours and I’ll check it out. Also gives me a chance to stalk your pics 😉
Dude: No. Cuz if you know her she doesn’t wanna know who what where or anything. What’s yours? Ill give you my cell if you dont
Me: As fairytale princess romantic as this sounds, I believe I’ll pass. Good luck finding your sugar daughter.
Dude: lol why?
Me: Just ain’t my bag, baby 😉
Dude: too bad cuz i have significant funds
I need to go get a cat.