Oprah; She’s Everywhere

Not unlike an epidemic, Oprah is EVERYWHERE.

See? See what I mean?!

Spreading swiftly throughout the world, she is now at Starbucks. Apparently the woman loves tea. And when Oprah loves something, she must cattle brand it with her name. She takes an existing thing, makes a small change, and BOOM the Oprah Chai Tea Latte was born.

Now, every time I make the stupid drink, all I can think of is Craig Robinson wanting to be Oprah rich in Zach and Miri Make A Porno.

Or, Austin Power’s wife

What’s next Oprah? Your own breed of dog? The Oprah Poodle? Or maybe your own airline? The slogan could be “Fly Oprah!”

Uggg.

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