Portable Porn

I don’t even know how to start this post to introduce this product so, without further adieu, the creative geniuses at Fleshlight and Apple give thee (drum roll please) THE FLESHLIGHT HOLDING IPAD CASE!

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Pic from Mashable and while you’re at it, check out their article on this thing.

So, I don’t know about you but I have a first gen iPad and it can get a little glitchy. In it’s advanced age it sometimes gets a little confused and when I move around too much isn’t sure which way its screen should go. My thought, my question, nay my concern, is this: If you’re going at it, bouncing around, what happens if the iPad gets confused and changes the screen orientation suddenly. Say you’re so into it, dudes, that the screen orientation changes do you suddenly jerk the iPad around to correct that and wrench your penis? Not having a penis myself I can’t really say either way so guys, is this a legit concern?

Another thing I’m wondering about this product is, does it come with a sore neck warning? I imagine that as they’re bobbing the iPad their heads are bobbing up and down in tandem – not unlike a dog nodding at a treat…

 

Don’t worry girls, you don’t need to feel completely left out. Whip out your vibrators! There’s now an app for that!

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pic from Mashable

“Nothing says sexy time like loading an app and connecting to Bluetooth technology.” So true.  So very true.

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