Internating… still at it

And with this soul patch, I dub thee (drum roll please) King of the Douches! Hence forth shall be referred to as His Majesty, King Fluffyunnaturallysoftbeard von Skinnypants of the kingdom of Douchington Gardens. Allow us to celebrate by partaking of the traditional fair of organic vegan sushi and miniscule microbrew ale samples whilst conversing in the common vernacular of obnoxiously obscure big words to describe our current gastrointestinal experience. Huzzah!

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