What Uptown Funk is Really About

The line in the song that gets repeated a bajillion times is like the beginning of any trench coat wearing flasher’s taunt.

Flasher jumps out, opens coat and says,

Don’t believe me just watch… You won’t believe your eyes.

Don’t believe me just watch… It gets bigger. (Lecherous wink)

Don’t believe me just watch… It can windmill.

Dont believe me just watch… It’ll wear a hat.

Don’t believe me just watch… My pecs can dance. Hold on… No really, they can! I swear they did in the mirror last night.

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